The Absent Wife Women's T-Shirt | Funny Retro 80s Neon Wife Tee

THE ABSENT WIFE, in loud 80s brush-script neon: hot magenta up top, electric cyan below, finished with a slashed underline like it was spray-painted on a mall arcade wall in 1987.

For the wife who is technically home but spiritually somewhere else entirely, and would like everyone to stop asking where the snacks are. A women's cut that wears relaxed, not boxy.