Everything Hurts and I Surfed Anyway T-Shirt | Funny Surf Tee | Gift for Surfers
Black / S
$33.99
Sale price
$33.99
Regular price
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A lightweight, vintage-inspired tee that tells a story with a wink: faded sun tones, weathered typography, and a lone skeleton surfer with the line “Everything hurts and I surfed anyway.” Soft, breathable ring-spun cotton drapes easily over the body for relaxed layering after a long day on the water or a slow morning at the beach house. Wear it when you want to celebrate grit and salty humor — the shirt feels lived-in from the first wear and keeps its shape thanks to a reinforced ribbed collar and taped shoulders. Durable tubular knit means fewer seams and a clean silhouette. Ethically sourced cotton and OEKO-TEX certified fabric make it an easy choice for those who care about comfort and responsible production.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, breathable comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean fit and reduced fabric waste
- Reinforced ribbed collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and durability
- DTG/DTF printed graphics for detailed, long-lasting artwork
- OEKO-TEX certified and ethically sourced materials with EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Everything Hurts and I Surfed Anyway T-Shirt | Funny Surf Tee | Gift for Surfers
$33.99
Sale price
$33.99
Regular price
Size chart
Garment measured flat. Measurements can vary by about 1.5 in (3.8 cm).
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.0 | 27.0 | 8.0 |
| S | 18.0 | 28.0 | 8.2 |
| M | 20.0 | 29.0 | 8.5 |
| L | 22.0 | 29.0 | 8.7 |
| XL | 24.0 | 31.0 | 9.2 |
| 2XL | 26.0 | 32.0 | 9.3 |
| 3XL | 28.0 | 33.0 | 9.5 |
| 4XL | 30.0 | 34.0 | 9.7 |
| 5XL | 32.0 | 35.0 | 10.0 |
- Width
- Lay the garment flat and measure straight across the chest, 1 in below the armpits.
- Length
- From the highest point of the shoulder, next to the collar, straight down to the hem.
- Sleeve
- From the shoulder seam to the end of the sleeve.
Between sizes? Lay a shirt that fits you well flat, measure it the same way, and pick the closest match.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, breathable comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean fit and reduced fabric waste
- Reinforced ribbed collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and durability
- DTG/DTF printed graphics for detailed, long-lasting artwork
- OEKO-TEX certified and ethically sourced materials with EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
