Everything Hurts and I Surfed Anyway Champion Hoodie | Funny Surf Sweatshirt | Gift for Surfers

Everything Hurts and I Surfed Anyway Champion Hoodie | Funny Surf Sweatshirt | Gift for Surfers

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$64.99
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Everything Hurts and I Surfed Anyway Champion Hoodie | Funny Surf Sweatshirt | Gift for Surfers

Everything Hurts and I Surfed Anyway Champion Hoodie | Funny Surf Sweatshirt | Gift for Surfers

$64.99
Sale price  $64.99 Regular price 
Size
Color
Size chart

Garment measured flat. Measurements can vary by about 1.5 in (3.8 cm).

Size Width Length Sleeve
S 20.0 27.1 33.5
M 22.0 28.0 34.5
L 24.0 29.1 35.5
XL 26.0 30.0 36.5
2XL 28.0 31.0 37.5
3XL 30.0 32.0 38.5
4XL 32.0 33.0 39.5
5XL 34.0 34.0 40.5
Width
Lay the garment flat and measure straight across the chest, 1 in below the armpits.
Length
From the highest point of the shoulder, next to the collar, straight down to the hem.
Sleeve
From the centre of the back of the neck, over the shoulder, to the end of the cuff.

Between sizes? Lay a shirt that fits you well flat, measure it the same way, and pick the closest match.

A lived-in, quietly defiant hoodie that reads like a page from someone's late-night journal. The vintage-style graphic—muted sepia tones and a weathered illustration—carries a wry sense of humor: 'Everything Hurts and I Surfed Anyway' feels less like a slogan and more like a shared eye-roll between friends. Printed on a genuine Champion hoodie, so it's built to be your go-to layer on cool mornings, long drives and post-session hangs.

Product features

  • Genuine Champion S700 hoodie with the iconic "C" logo on the left sleeve
  • Medium-weight two-ply fleece, 50/50 cotton-poly
  • Champion Double Dry® technology for warm, comfortable wear
  • Spacious kangaroo pocket and drawstring hood, regular fit
  • Made with up to 5% recycled polyester from plastic bottles

Care instructions

  • Machine wash cold, inside out
  • Tumble dry medium
  • Iron on low heat, do not iron the print
  • Do not dry clean; non-chlorine bleach only

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