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This lightweight cotton tee carries a warm, tongue-in-cheek vibe — a retro sunset badge reading “DAD BOD” with the line “SURF TAN NO REGRETS.” It feels lived-in and easy: the soft ring-spun cotton drapes naturally, the ribbed crew neck stays put, and the tubular knit gives a clean, unfussy silhouette. Wear it on slow beach mornings, backyard barbecues, or coffee runs when you want to lean into comfortable confidence and quiet humor. The muted, sun-faded palette and vintage poster layout make the graphic read like a memory from summers past — approachable, slightly ironic, and utterly wearable.
Light layers, worn-in denim, or a relaxed cardigan pair effortlessly. The print’s casual, seaside language fits with people who collect laid-back experiences rather than schedules. The shirt moves from mornings chasing waves to dusk stories by the grill without missing a beat.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit — no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing construction
- Ribbed, elastic crew neckline with shoulder tape to prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for comfortable wear; OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified
- DTG/DTF printing options for crisp sleeve and chest graphics; EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Dad Bod: Surf Tan No Regrets T-Shirt | Funny Dad Tee | Vintage Beach Humor Gift
$28.99
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$28.99
Regular price
Size chart
Garment measured flat. Measurements can vary by about 1.5 in (3.8 cm).
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.0 | 27.0 | 8.0 |
| S | 18.0 | 28.0 | 8.2 |
| M | 20.0 | 29.0 | 8.5 |
| L | 22.0 | 29.0 | 8.7 |
| XL | 24.0 | 31.0 | 9.2 |
| 2XL | 26.0 | 32.0 | 9.3 |
| 3XL | 28.0 | 33.0 | 9.5 |
| 4XL | 30.0 | 34.0 | 9.7 |
| 5XL | 32.0 | 35.0 | 10.0 |
- Width
- Lay the garment flat and measure straight across the chest, 1 in below the armpits.
- Length
- From the highest point of the shoulder, next to the collar, straight down to the hem.
- Sleeve
- From the shoulder seam to the end of the sleeve.
Between sizes? Lay a shirt that fits you well flat, measure it the same way, and pick the closest match.
Light layers, worn-in denim, or a relaxed cardigan pair effortlessly. The print’s casual, seaside language fits with people who collect laid-back experiences rather than schedules. The shirt moves from mornings chasing waves to dusk stories by the grill without missing a beat.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit — no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing construction
- Ribbed, elastic crew neckline with shoulder tape to prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for comfortable wear; OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified
- DTG/DTF printing options for crisp sleeve and chest graphics; EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors