Dad Bod: Surf Tan No Regrets T-Shirt | Funny Dad Tee | Vintage Beach Humor Gift

Dad Bod: Surf Tan No Regrets T-Shirt | Funny Dad Tee | Vintage Beach Humor Gift

Dark Chocolate / S
$28.99
Sale price  $28.99 Regular price 
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Dad Bod: Surf Tan No Regrets T-Shirt | Funny Dad Tee | Vintage Beach Humor Gift

Dad Bod: Surf Tan No Regrets T-Shirt | Funny Dad Tee | Vintage Beach Humor Gift

$28.99
Sale price  $28.99 Regular price 
Color
Size
Size chart

Garment measured flat. Measurements can vary by about 1.5 in (3.8 cm).

Size Width Length Sleeve
XS 16.0 27.0 8.0
S 18.0 28.0 8.2
M 20.0 29.0 8.5
L 22.0 29.0 8.7
XL 24.0 31.0 9.2
2XL 26.0 32.0 9.3
3XL 28.0 33.0 9.5
4XL 30.0 34.0 9.7
5XL 32.0 35.0 10.0
Width
Lay the garment flat and measure straight across the chest, 1 in below the armpits.
Length
From the highest point of the shoulder, next to the collar, straight down to the hem.
Sleeve
From the shoulder seam to the end of the sleeve.

Between sizes? Lay a shirt that fits you well flat, measure it the same way, and pick the closest match.

This lightweight cotton tee carries a warm, tongue-in-cheek vibe — a retro sunset badge reading “DAD BOD” with the line “SURF TAN NO REGRETS.” It feels lived-in and easy: the soft ring-spun cotton drapes naturally, the ribbed crew neck stays put, and the tubular knit gives a clean, unfussy silhouette. Wear it on slow beach mornings, backyard barbecues, or coffee runs when you want to lean into comfortable confidence and quiet humor. The muted, sun-faded palette and vintage poster layout make the graphic read like a memory from summers past — approachable, slightly ironic, and utterly wearable.

Light layers, worn-in denim, or a relaxed cardigan pair effortlessly. The print’s casual, seaside language fits with people who collect laid-back experiences rather than schedules. The shirt moves from mornings chasing waves to dusk stories by the grill without missing a beat.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit — no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing construction
- Ribbed, elastic crew neckline with shoulder tape to prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for comfortable wear; OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified
- DTG/DTF printing options for crisp sleeve and chest graphics; EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

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