Everything Hurts and I Surfed Anyway Hoodie in Dark Heather

Everything Hurts and I Surfed Anyway Hoodie | Funny Surf Hoodie | Gift for Surfers

L / Dark Heather
$45.99
Sale price  $45.99 Regular price 
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Everything Hurts and I Surfed Anyway Hoodie in Dark Heather

Everything Hurts and I Surfed Anyway Hoodie | Funny Surf Hoodie | Gift for Surfers

$45.99
Sale price  $45.99 Regular price 
Size
Color
Size chart

Garment measured flat. Measurements can vary by about 1.5 in (3.8 cm).

Size Width Length Sleeve
S 20.0 27.1 33.5
M 22.0 28.0 34.5
L 24.0 29.1 35.5
XL 26.0 30.0 36.5
2XL 28.0 31.0 37.5
3XL 30.0 32.0 38.5
4XL 32.0 33.0 39.5
5XL 34.0 34.0 40.5
Width
Lay the garment flat and measure straight across the chest, 1 in below the armpits.
Length
From the highest point of the shoulder, next to the collar, straight down to the hem.
Sleeve
From the centre of the back of the neck, over the shoulder, to the end of the cuff.

Between sizes? Lay a shirt that fits you well flat, measure it the same way, and pick the closest match.

A lived-in, quietly defiant hoodie that reads like a page from someone's late-night journal. Mid-weight and soft, it wears in gently while the vintage-style graphic—muted sepia tones and a weathered illustration—carries a wry, melancholic sense of humor: ‘Everything Hurts and I Surfed Anyway ’ feels less like a slogan and more like a shared eye-roll between friends. The roomy kangaroo pocket and drawstring hood create instant comfort on cool mornings or long drives. Subtle printing and optional embroidery placements keep the look personal, not loud. Slip this on when you want warmth, a little sarcasm, and the comfort of something that already knows your mood.

Product features

- 50/50 cotton-poly blend for soft warmth and long-lasting shape

- Seamless tubular knit reduces irritation and looks cleaner

- Kangaroo pouch pocket and double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord

- Durable DTF/DTG prints with optional embroidery placements

- Medium-heavy 8.0 oz fabric weight for cozy, structured wear

Care instructions

- Tumble dry: medium

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed



Imported.

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