The Absent Wife Women's Hoodie | Funny Retro 80s Neon Wife Hoodie

THE ABSENT WIFE, in loud 80s brush-script neon: hot magenta up top, electric cyan below, finished with a slashed underline like it was spray-painted on a mall arcade wall in 1987.

For the wife who is technically home but spiritually somewhere else entirely, hood up, do not disturb. A women's mid-length hoodie cut to flatter rather than swallow.